30 7 / 2014

stop-the-illuminati-now:

#40: Ron Swanson

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30 7 / 2014

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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30 7 / 2014

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via silohouettes)

30 7 / 2014

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

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30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

watchingthedetective:

oneluv918:

WinCo is an employee owned grocery chain which pays its 15,000 workers at least $11/hour, offers health and dental insurance-even for part-time staff, and invests 20% of an employee’s salary into a pension which has turned 400 cashiers and clerks into millionaires. They are Wal-Mart’s worst nightmare.

HOLY SHIT WHERE DO THEY HAVE LOCATIONS I WANT TO NE VER SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE

watchingthedetective:

oneluv918:

WinCo is an employee owned grocery chain which pays its 15,000 workers at least $11/hour, offers health and dental insurance-even for part-time staff, and invests 20% of an employee’s salary into a pension which has turned 400 cashiers and clerks into millionaires. They are Wal-Mart’s worst nightmare.

HOLY SHIT WHERE DO THEY HAVE LOCATIONS I WANT TO NE VER SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE

(via lecic-has-a-shovel)

30 7 / 2014

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

(via blueprincette)

30 7 / 2014

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via lecic-has-a-shovel)

30 7 / 2014

thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

(via lecic-has-a-shovel)

30 7 / 2014

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

(via lunatrip)

30 7 / 2014

acestiles:

in all my years of fic reading

this remains my favorite tag i’ve ever seen on a fic

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30 7 / 2014

purpleasaniris:

dwnsy:

Frida Kahlo (1907.07.06-1954.07.13)

The Broken Column, c.1944

purpleasaniris:

dwnsy:

Frida Kahlo (1907.07.06-1954.07.13)

The Broken Column, c.1944

(via rapunzelie)

30 7 / 2014

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

(via sorry)