01 9 / 2014

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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01 9 / 2014

thecursedknight:

romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

THAT IS THE SCARIEST PIKACHU I HAVE EVER SEEN OH GOD

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01 9 / 2014

lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

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01 9 / 2014

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

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01 9 / 2014

  • 1: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  • 2: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  • 3: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  • 4: Aliens.

01 9 / 2014

naptimecomesbeforepantstime:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

Yes.

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01 9 / 2014

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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01 9 / 2014

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via trust)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

weloveshortvideos:

highlight of chemistry class

Vine by MonicaLauren

01 9 / 2014

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(Source: best-of-memes, via coolator)

01 9 / 2014

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via communistbakery)

01 9 / 2014

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

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