24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(via speakfriendandenter)

24 4 / 2014

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via spoken-not-written)

24 4 / 2014

ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

(Source: fullmoonwolves, via spoken-not-written)

24 4 / 2014

scriptscribbles:

Let us sing the songs of our people.

(via spoken-not-written)

24 4 / 2014

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

can i point out the review on here? by a male. saying it’s disgusting and sexist and hate speech. oh i’m so sorry, boys, that you have to put up with:

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brides Coffee Mug

100% Uncensored Female Rude Strip Hot Coffee Tea Adult Novelty Mug Cup

stop looking at my tits

Iced Buns

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So you’ll have to excuse me while I hand you a cup of Get The Hell Over It with a side of Grow The Hell Up.   Why don’t you pull your big boy panties up and instead of whining about hate speech and wah wah wah why don’t you ask, “oh why would women even create a mug that says Male Tears? Hm… let’s see.. maybe I’m ignorant in an area…” but that would take some sort of introspective analysis, right? 

Go sit in the corner, Erik. Sit in that corner and get over yourself. 

(Source: s4dg0th, via farorescourage)

24 4 / 2014

squiglets:

uranusdestroyer:

squiglets:

Benedict cumberbatch is on a list of influential people and he hasn’t done a god damn thing to influence any fucking human except give fandom bloggers feels

Bloggers are better than people

what

(via skatterbug)

24 4 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

dont-open-fever-inside:

officialunitedstates:

at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want.  within reason of course dont embarrass yourself

Hats are the best shoes tbh

youre going to embarrass yourself

(via lecic-has-a-shovel)

24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

megachikorita:

megachikorita:

i hate charizard, sherlock and laci green 

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got nothing against charizarcl or whatever u evolve into though

(via communistbakery)

24 4 / 2014

lady-tyrell:


enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces, via karkatwatchesyousleep)

24 4 / 2014

ikimaru:

happy mother’s dayy!
couldn’t decide which one to draw so I drew both uvu

ikimaru:

happy mother’s dayy!

couldn’t decide which one to draw so I drew both uvu

(via lecic-has-a-shovel)